So Monday comes, our brave backpackers are back in the dock and the judge asks how that sex crazed robot, Screwfreak, went over the weekend.
“Well, your Honour, I persuaded ten people to give up drugs forever.”
“Ten people? Amazing! What did you tell them?”
“I used a diagram, your Honour. I drew two circles and told them the big circle is your brain before drugs, and the small circle is your brain after drugs.”
“Cool” says the judge. “And Mixy, how did you go?”
“Well, your Honour, I persuaded 50 people to give up drugs forever.”
“Amazing! How did you manage to do that!”
“Well, I used the same two circles. I pointed to the small circle and told them, ‘This is your arsehole before prison....”
So anyway, Mixy gets off the charge but like hell he/she/it is going to give up her/his/its drugs! Whether injecting hyperamphetoids on the second moon of Galgafroth, or toking away on methane-enhanced dope as the binary suns of Cananabitron set in the south, Mixy backpacks his/her/its universe to experience new substances.
It doesn’t matter whether he/she/it is injecting in a zero gravity vacuum, or screwing in the cheapest glockfratch-infested hotel, Mixy is ultra careful, whether injecting or rubbing fun bits with another lifeform, coz the only good virus or bacterium is a dead virus or bacterium.
Mixy always uses brand new fits from the nearest Intergalactic Needle Syringe Spaceport, tries a small taste first to avoid overdose, takes a regular break to let the veins recover, and uses condoms for those intimate moments. So take a page of Mixy’s travel guide – fuck safe, shoot clean and enjoy!
others...
Non-penetrative sex
It’s strange how most of us, especially straights, just think sex is getting a cock into pussy, arse or mouth. But there’s so much more! Being caught out without a condom is no reason to postpone the fireworks – all it takes is a bit of creativity.
There is always the mutual hand job, or you can watch each other masturbate. For heterosexual couples, breasts or thighs can be squeezed together to form a pseudo-vagina, while armpits can work in a similar way.
Other options? You could try a foot job, nipple sucking (and this includes blokes, not just the chicks), while frottage is great for girl-on-girl or boy-on-boy action. This is any form of consensual rubbing – girls can rub their vulvas together (scissoring), while boys can rub their penises together.
Body sliding can be fun no matter what your orientation is – just lube your bodies up and slide your way to heaven.
If you are in different cities, you can always try phone sex, or via the internet if you have webcams. There’s no way a virus can travel via telephone wires!
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