So Mixy and faithful robotic sidekick, Screwfreak, get busted by an astrocop while injecting some crap quality opioid on Spongefrooth. The judge says:
“You seem to be nice sexless humanoid, and I’m sick of the intergalactic war on drugs. I’m giving you drug freaks an option to prison. Go out this weekend and persuade others to give up these evil drugs forever. Be back here Monday.”
So Monday comes, our brave backpackers are back in the dock and the judge asks how that sex crazed robot, Screwfreak, went over the weekend.
“Well, your Honour, I persuaded ten people to give up drugs forever.”
“Ten people? Amazing! What did you tell them?”
“I used a diagram, your Honour. I drew two circles and told them the big circle is your brain before drugs, and the small circle is your brain after drugs.”
“Cool” says the judge. “And Mixy, how did you go?”
“Well, your Honour, I persuaded 50 people to give up drugs forever.”
“Amazing! How did you manage to do that!”
“Well, I used the same two circles. I pointed to the small circle and told them, ‘This is your arsehole before prison....”
So anyway, Mixy gets off the charge but like hell he/she/it is going to give up her/his/its drugs! Whether injecting hyperamphetoids on the second moon of Galgafroth, or toking away on methane-enhanced dope as the binary suns of Cananabitron set in the south, Mixy backpacks his/her/its universe to experience new substances.
It doesn’t matter whether he/she/it is injecting in a zero gravity vacuum, or screwing in the cheapest glockfratch-infested hotel, Mixy is ultra careful, whether injecting or rubbing fun bits with another lifeform, coz the only good virus or bacterium is a dead virus or bacterium.
Mixy always uses brand new fits from the nearest Intergalactic Needle Syringe
Spaceport, tries a small taste first to avoid overdose, takes a regular
break to let the veins recover, and uses condoms for those intimate moments.
So take a page of Mixy’s travel guide – fuck safe, shoot clean
and enjoy!
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