Nano-engineered detectors in the needle tip prevent injection if hepatitis C, HIV or harmful bacteria are present.

THE INJECTULATOR

Sick of bad hits? Abscesses? Overdoses? Got a shit load of money as well? Get a clean high every time with the improved Injectulator Mach II ®
from Dod-Gee Brothers Inc.

No more overdoses, infections or vein damage

Precise instruments measure your heart rate and blood pressure. Narcan is released in cases of overdose. A staggered triple filter relay can filter particles from 5 through to 0.8 and 0.2 microns for a cleaner mix, reducing the risk of vein damage and bacterial infections. Injection speed is slowed to the optimum pace to lessen chances of vein damage.

Nano-engineered detectors in the needle tip prevent injection if hepatitis C, HIV or harmful bacteria are present. DNA is also sampled to prevent anyone other than the owner using the Injectulator ®.The Injectulator ® automatically shuts down if you try to reuse a needle.

Hyper titrated verticulatory array

Actually we just made this up, but it sounds really impressive.

Pay nothing today, but through the nose in two years at our exclusive 46% interest rate!

FINE PRINT: Strict laws require us to state that it would be much cheaper to simply get new needles, syringes, wheel filters and injecting gear from your NSP and exercise proper hygiene and injecting practices. But shit, who reads fine print? And wouldn’t the Injectulator ® look good in your lounge room?

BUT WAIT... THERE’S MORE!

You not only get the Injectulator ® and a life-long debt, but a set of cutting utensils for meat-based products. Simply send us your birth certificate, credit cards and pin numbers today.

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